
You take a shot after you hear “Old Sport”. By the time the newest movie is over, you would have had taken 47 shots. Also known as you would be dead.
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
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